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What I learned from my wife’s bathroom

By August 21, 2008Family, Funny

We have overnight guests this week, so I decided to use Cheryl’s bathroom to shower this morning because it’s the most private one in the house. I think I need to go in there more often. I learned some things about my house and wife I didn’t know:

1. I forgot we had a Jacuzzi tub. Can I use it?

2. Why does she have nicer soaps than the boys and I do….and why does she have so many different kinds?

3. Who needs flowers in the bathroom?

4. I see pictures of the boys in there. Where’s my picture?

5. There are some products in there that I don’t know what they are.

6. I tried to use every kind of soap, shampoo, conditioner and body wash in the shower. Am I cleaner now?

7. What do you do with this?

I think that’s all I learned. Can I use the Jacuzzi and play with the duckie now?

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  • LOL this made me laugh out loud. Your wife is VERY lucky to have a bathroom of her own!
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  • Guess Who says:

    1.) The jacuzzi tub–no u can’t use it cause she’s selling it to me!
    2.) If you want to smell “pretty” like the philly hotel she’ll get you more soaps and really pretty ones, too!
    3.)Flowers are refreshing and beautiful–you are supposed to be handsome not beautiful…but if you want flowers I bet she’d buy you some!
    4.) Ur pic is on her computer at the office…so you’re always in her face, and when she goes home she doesn’t need the pic cause she has the real you!
    5.)The products that are a mystery to you, well maybe it’s better that way!?
    6.) Yes, you are cleaner and you probably smell really, really “pretty”…like when u were in philly!
    7.)The duckie…he’s a very good companion who always agrees with Cheryl, even when she might be wrong! 🙂

    LOL…I’m can be funny, too!!! Have a great day, Ron!

  • Lori says:

    A woman uses a bath to escape. The duck is something that can keep her company but won’t talk, won’t ask questions, it doesn’t need anything, and it doesn’t expect anything. It just floats around and IS QUIET.

  • Cheryl says:

    A woman’s bathroom is like her purse – you don’t WANT to know!!! And yes – you can use my tub anytime! The duckie? I’ll have to think about that! Luv ya Baby!!

  • Renee Garcia says:

    The duckie is most definitely for the bath tub… and I bet if you ask really nice she’ll buy you a toy boat too! LOL

  • Sarah says:

    Haha! This made me smile. A woman’s bathroom may be a mystery you will never understand. lol

  • Karla Akins says:

    This is TOO FUNNY because on Monday while I was getting ready for school I realized that my bathroom must be such a mystery to my husband. I told him so, and he went through everything in there and asked me what it was for. He is confused — why more than one soap? Why more than one lotion? Why more than one hair treatment? What’s with the between body butter, wrinkle cream and lotion anyway? LOL. Great timing!