David Letterman Top 10 Signs You’re Obsessed With Facebook

I don’t see David Letterman’s Late Night much anymore, but I still think he’s hilarious. Are you a Letterman fan?

I heard this on a local radio show (WJZM) this morning and thought it was funny enough to share. You can watch it at CBS.com

Here are Letterman’s Top 10 Signs You’re Obsessed with Facebook:

10. You created a profile for your kitty.

9. If someone rejects your friend requests, you show up at this house and tearfully demand why

8. You’ve been diagnosed with something called “Facebook _____” (My PG rated blog made me delete a word here.)

7. If you don’t update your page for 10 minutes, friends assume you died

6. Named your daughter Gracebook

5. Only photos on your Facebook page are of you uploading photos to your Facebook page

4. No number 4 — writer on Facebook — do you see the irony?

3. When wife sneezes, you change your status update to “Gesundheit”

2. If compuer freezes, you start swearing like Mel Gibson

1. You spent last Saturday night “poking” yourself

Do any of these fit for you? Thankfully I’m good…except maybe number 7…or number 9…

Ha!