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Pat’s or Geno’s Philly Cheese Steak? (Mystery Solved…which is Best?)

By September 29, 2008June 21st, 2009Culture, Funny

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I have solved the mystery residents, tourists and even food channels have been unable to solve for years. Forget the other problems you think you have, because I’ve solved one that will make the others much easier to solve. The brain power exhibited here will be useful to tackle other issues. (Stay tuned for all that.)

I’ve solved the battle of the Philly cheese steak sandwich wars between Pat’s and Geno’s. Through a sophisticated, complex research process, I have independently found the answer the world has been desperate to discover. It was a difficult journey, but someone needed to do it.

Here’s how I conducted my research. I began my journey on a cloudy, humid Sunday afternoon; walking 15 blocks and through the Italian Market until I saw the neon lights of Geno’s. Since I had last eaten Geno’s I decided to start with them first. I ordered one with onions and provolone. The place was crowded so I ate standing up. I didn’t order a drink or fries, so that nothing would interfere with my palate. It was delicious.

Immediately after I finished the sandwich and wiped my mouth, which was delightfully dripping with grease, I made my way across the busy, unorganized street to Pat’s Steaks. The line was longer; somewhat more confused. People were doing their best to be prepared to place their order. My son called, but I told him I couldn’t talk. (No cell phones in line.) I ordered the same; one with onions and provolone. I ate it again standing up.

Here are my findings: (I know the suspense is killing you and so I almost want to capitalize on that momentum and hold you until tomorrow….I won’t.)

1. Both places were “Soup Nazi” trained.

2. Pat’s is historic.

3. There seemed to be more first-timers at Pat’s.

4. Geno’s has more meat.

5. Being separate from other businesses Pat’s has more atmosphere.

6. Geno’s is greasier.

7. Pat’s bread is a little chewier.

But which one is the best?

Upon my professional and humble experience, the number 1 cheese steak in Philly goes to Geno’s.

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