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10 Tweets that Didn’t Make the Cut

By November 13, 2010Culture, Funny

Contrary to popular opinion I don’t Tweet everything I think about. I’m a random thinker, so there are many times I think of something, but decide, for whatever reason, it’s not Tweet-worthy.

Don’t believe me? I decided to capture to a list of times I decided not to tweet something over a couple days. (That’s another value of Evernote. Read my post about it HERE and never lose an idea…or a Tweet!)

Here are 10 tweets that didn’t make the cut, followed in parenthesis by an explanation of why I didn’t send it:

Try to be good or else you might end up doing bad …stuff. (This one started well in my mind.)

You can do all kinds of cool things with a slinky. (I’m not really sure…)

You think just because I’m a pastor means I want come over there, but if you keep staring… (This one is true…but still a pastor.)

My tummy jiggles when I brush my teeth… (This is true also.)

Geese poop is not solid even though it looks like it would be. (I learned this while running in South Carolina…near geese.)

I’m selective whose business cards I use as dental floss. (Didn’t want to offend anyone whose card I didn’t use.)

9 out of 10 times (Had nothing to go with this…)

I hate when the policeman driving next to me is texting…and driving. (Couldn’t remember if the law including Twittering or just texting.)

I could use a good throw up (I’ve actually had this one typed many times but always remember Cheryl sometimes reads my tweets.)

I just spit out a bite of half eaten hot dog… #Crazycough (I realized the Tweet may have been as gross as what I coughed up.)

…and the bonus….

Sometimes I wish I was “regular” like my dog… #MorningWalk

See how restrained I am at times…I told you…And there were many I didn’t even save…(Because my mom sometimes reads my blog…oh yea…and I’m a pastor.)

Do you sometimes think of things but decide not to tweet them? Can you give me an example?

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But one of the coolest pastors I've ever run into. More should enjoy life as much as you do. I long to work a pastor who lives on the lighter side of like like I do (aaahhh..... dream big).
1 reply · active 748 weeks ago
You made my day! Thanks
BWA HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

I'm glad I'm not the only one who refrains from tweeting at times. I'd share my list... but your a pastor. It's a questions of #reverence. lol

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1 reply · active less than 1 minute ago
Ha! Do not be afraid! I am not easily offended
Haha. You are definitely random. I have tweets that don't make it... Usually mine are stuff that is unfiltered when I get mad! I'm not as spiritual sounding then. :)
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yea, I live in randomness...
The one about dental floss made me LOL!
1 reply · active 748 weeks ago
Ha! Thanks...It's true!
those where awesome!!!!
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jonahleen10 · 748 weeks ago

ahahaha!
a funny random stuffs!
GOD BLESS U PASTOR!
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